My husband enjoys embarassing the kids. Makes it his life's mission sometimes. Just ask poor Brandon , Daisy's fellow. When we first acquired Greg, he would try to out Xander Xander and usually succeeded Daisy and I spent a lot of time literally laying in floor laughing our stomachs sore.
Back in December after a horrendous day at work for both of us plus that was the day the brakes on my car locked up and required EVERYTHING related to brakes to be replaced, we were out to eat at Chili's and since said day had been such a beast, Greg had no more cares to give. He and Xander were bickering back and forth and suddenly, Greg dumps a bowl of salsa into his beer mug and chugs it. Both kids got up and left the restaurant.
Yesterday we went out to eat at Xander's favorite Chinese buffet. The majority of the meal was spent with him bugging the everloving crap out of Daisy. It culminated in him dumping salt and pepper in her ice cream. Greg suggested adding soy sauce. I suggested X now eat it since he ruined her dessert. And with Greg egging him on, he stuck his face in the bowl and lapped it up. And of course, Greg took advantage of this and pushed his entire face in the bowl.
Ana instantly jumped up and ran a few tables away because #1 X has the weakest gag reflex I have ever seen (he has decorated more tables and sidewalks than I really want to remember) and #2 pretty sure she did not want to be associated with us.
So who wants to go out to eat with us next time??